I got this idea from another website, which explained the many silly ways you can make your Mac talk using the
say command. After a lot of trial and error one evening after work,* I came up with this tribute to a certain “Japanese” song.
say -v 'Zarvox' dohmo ari got toe, mister roh bot oh. dohmo. dohmo.
Try it out, or one of the other voices. I found the Zarvox voice to be the closest to what I remember the song to be.** Of course, I haven’t heard the song since maybe 2000, so my memory is a bit rusty.
Also if you try to make it ‘say’ the actual lyrics, it doesn’t sound correct, hence I had to keep trying until approximated them this closely. Like I said, pseudo-bachelor life is boring. :p
Namu Amida Butsu
* – Being a pseudo-bachelor sure is boring.
** – The ‘trinoids’ voice wasn’t too bad either.